Walking home from schoolStudent: Oh! Lauren! Hi!
Me: Hi, how are you?
Student: Good. You try! (Shoving food in my face)
Me: (moving away) Wait, what am I eating?
Student: Waffle sandwich. Delicious. You try.
Me: Wait...(as I open my mouth, waffle sandwich gets shoved in)
Student: See! It's good!
Sitting in office
Student: Lauren, I have a question.
Me: What's u
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Student: what does "burnt to a crisp" mean?
Me: It's an expression. I'll explain. Say I decide to go to the beach and I forget to wear sunscreen, after a few hours, I would be burnt to a crisp...
Student: You would be very stupid also.
Me: Well, that too.
In classroomStudent 1: Teacher, you so sexy!
Student 2: Yes, very very sexy. Oww oww!
Me: What are you talking about? I'm wearing a blouse with one button undone! This is not sexy.
Student 3: They need to grow up.
Me: Excuse me?
Student 3: Did I use phrase right?
Me: Yes. Where did you learn that?
Student 3: Don't remember. But I like a lot.
In classroomStudent 1: Teacher! Your outfit, I like it.
Student 2: Yes. Very cool. Very hip.
Me: Thanks girls. Are you two girls my fashion directors?
Student 2: Are you Barbie then?
During classMe: Ok girls, what else do you think of when I say the word Christmas?
Student 1: Boyfriend! Couples!
Me: Why do you think of boyfriends?
Student 1: Because boyfriend buy present. Boyfriend and me kissy kissy.
class: Ahhh!!!
Me: You girls need more boys in your life.
class: Yes!!!
Student 2: Teacher, you find boyfriends for us?
Student 3: Your brother? He have girlfriend?
Me: We are ending this conversation ...
Before class (Walking into classroom)Me: Good morning, girls!
Student 1: Hello Lauren! I love you!
Student 2: I think she lesbian.
class gigglesStudent 1: I love you too!
Student 2: I was right.
Me: Well, I love all of you girls. Does that make me a lesbian?
Student 3: No, that makes you a teacher.
After classMe: Goodbye girls. Have a good day.
Student: No! Don't leave us!
Me: Awe, that's sweet. Why don't you want me to go?
Student: Because we have math now.
Annyoung,
Lauren